Rando: "if you're a witch, can you cast a spell on me to make me float?? lol"
Me: "Why would I waste my time on trivial sorceries? I have my familiar for such things."
Rando: "your... familiar...?"
*octo-copter rapidly descends from the heavens and carries them off screaming*
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