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I'm a techno-witch from Toronto, Canada, working on games, music, stories, and circuit boards. here is my madness:

SoundCloud: soundcloud.com/alice-the-witch
GitLab: gitlab.com/starwitch
Blog: magic.witchgirls.moe
Patreon: patreon.com/starwitch
Links: starwitch.productions

can't even enjoy a colonialist tyrant dying for en entire weekend, smh

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not only do i have to be subjected to all this royalist propaganda, but also now 9/11 propaganda, and far-right propaganda over the Conservative leadership race and how the guy who wants Canada to use bitcoin as official currency is gonna save Canada from "globalist trans women"

i know y'all are probably over it by now but the wave of royalist propaganda up here in Canada is fucking unreal rn

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like yeah people looked up to her and she gave some nice speeches, but never forget where the jewels on her crown came from, or the price innocent people paid for her prestige

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it'd be great to have an institution that could serve as a traditional cultural cornerstone with rituals and gravitas that could largely ignore the whims of politics, but instead we got an obscenely rich landlady who comes from a lineage of genocidal monsters

*hardcore techno playing*

WE INTERRUPT THIS BROADCAST TO ANNOUNCE THE DEATH OF HER MAJESTY, QUEEN ELIZABETH THE SECOND

*hardcore techno playing*

petroleum has been a disaster for the world and human society

we're going to have to go back to non-plastic materials for many, many everyday objects if we have a hope at a sustainable future

our entire ways of life will need to change dramatically

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IT'S NOT FALL YET. IT'S STILL SUMMER FOR 12 HOURS (EASTERN TIME).

PUT YOUR SPICED LATTES AWAY FOR ONE MORE DAY.

yep, only a 30 minute wait at Service Ontario office.

I'm never stepping inside a DriveTest ever again if I can help it. what a clown show.

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went to DriveTest (business), told it was a 4-6 hour wait

went to Service Ontario (government), told it's a 30 minute wait

Privatization Works(tm)!

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tomorrow, I willingly subject myself to the privatized hell hole that is a DriveTest Centre

i just need them to flip a single digit but that will take at least 5 hours

capitalist efficiency

trying to install blinds in my rental unit and finally finding a section of the wall that isn't strong enough to hold an anchor

going down to the basement, grimacing, as i fetch the Liquid Nail out of storage like Kratos wrapping the Blades of Chaos around his arms again

the real eldritch truth about society is supply chains.

once you know how The Sausage™️ is made, there's no going back.

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*eats food that was grown in plastic trays, sown with plastic guides, harvested with plastic combines, stored in a plastic silo, processed on plastic trays, cooked in plastic, and transported in plastic bags*

gee, i wonder where all those microplastics in our diet came from!

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