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The 4th of July in America is good because:
• Official day off work
All the other stuff doesn't really do it for me because 1) fire bans should be taken seriously because fire is terrifying and 2) explosions make my dogs inconsolably scared.
Barbecues are kinda cool though. I guess I'm kinda on board with that too, so long as it doesn't produce too much waste.
No matter what recipe I try, baked potatoes never cook correctly. Never once have I cooked a decent (let alone perfect!) baked potato in a single try
These two dudebros had 4 dogs at the #dogPark today, and they were just talking, ignoring their pups as every single one of them shat somewhere nearby 😠
If you bring your dog(s) to a dog park, please pay attention to them. They're cute and you probably love them so you should be doing this anyway.
Whilst watching your good, cute dog, please at least *try* to check if they've shat somewhere, and if the have, go pick it up with one of the many dog bags provided by the dog park. #ComeOn
"Does this mean I'm a prophet?"
"Nah," said God. "I just wanted someone to hear my view."
"But I am, well, was, an atheist?"
"Yeah. You hadn't already decided what I'm like. You listen well. Thank you. It was nice to talk."
"Thanks," God smiled. "I'll see you later."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories
My head hurts this morning 😣 but at least I got to work a little early!
Why do I keep fantasizing about making an app that I'm never going to have time to make? I don't know why I keep doing this to myself
Imagine, holding laptops/notebooks like books.
Or holding books like laptops/notebooks.
I need access to a lasercutter so I can make the custom DM screen I've always wanted. I've got the materials and the designs done, now I just wanna cut and assemble
2018, as a year number, looks super fake like 20XX—no way that's a real year
I guess it's July now. Happy July!