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omg this is wonderful! It's the opposite of the frog riding on a fox that I asked DALL-E for, but I love it anyway!

According to DALL-E, this is "the coolest hat lost in the most awesome place"

Maybe I could modify a slim iPhone case model for 3D printing like this:
to include a carriage with a clamshell/slider design to hold some tiny bluetooth keyboard like one of these

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My tomato plant has gone completely off the rails without producing a single fruit yet 😳

I was gonna upload a video of the but the internet is not great at the motel, so here's a still image instead. Hanging Lake, feels totally unreal in its beauty, but god damn is the hike miserable!

Ew, I was looking into installing on my old Laptop and figured I should check out and this is the FIRST thing you see when visiting ubuntu dot com

What linux distro? All I see is a cybersecurity ad for Microsoft

Exhibit B

I've literally disabled all security features and their tracking garbage is SO bad that it gets blocked in every single browser I attempt to use anyway!

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Guaranteed and Proven Ways to get me to do everything in my power to avoid ever using your website again

Exhibit A

They sell some actually pretty nice plants at IKEA! 🤯 This already pretty big corn plant was only $25!

Oh cool, cool thanks . Copyright sucks. I'm so angry. and sad. It's just a one-off print, but nope. Ugh.

I spent way too much time on this thing just to get it rejected... This sucks.

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Here's what the PopSocket preview looks like! I'm super excited! I added the Moon and some stars to make the sky not look empty. I really wish I could save the image positioning so I could order them for other people, too!

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My sweet Peekaboo is going under anesthesia for a dental procedure that might extract up to 3 teeth (depending on x-ray results) in just 7 hours 😢 Please send any and all thoughts, prayers, and good vibes her way so it goes perfectly well! 💖

Why??? I have plenty of space on the drive, and the drive is fine and usable, and it got to this point without issue! What's going on?! 😭

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I'm on TikTok now because I missed Vine so much (and Byte doesn't have enough users) that I settled.

I made this one this morning!

CW: eye contact; overused music

Help I have to use these apples from my tree before they rot! 😭 they're all hail damaged, and I don't have space in my refrigerator to preserve them 😭😭😭

I'm rinsing them and planning to make apple butter, but I'm just one man. What uses a shitton of apples and doesn't require peeling?

And here's the I made to play on the Help screen. I figured I'd share it here because there are some people who might never look at that screen.

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Here's the I've made for the title screen! It's spooky and foreboding to set the tone for trying to escape a dream labyrinth!

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Hey I don't know shit about , but I have a wallet only because Keybase gave a bunch away a couple years ago for some reason. Today I got a message that some random account wanted to initiate a transfer of this amount of (?), and looking at the Network Explorer shows the same account (wallet?) has initiated an awful lot of similar transfers at the same time.

Is this a scam somehow? (I mean, beyond the whole concept of cryptocurrency being a scam?)

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