Yes, THAT Robbie! @Alamantus@cybre.space

Wtf Colorado

This crow was very confused by this owl statue on our building at work. It kept tilting its head and looking it up and down like "What are you doing? Why won't you respond to me?? :'( "

Why buy a car when you could buy a single fucking bottle of scotch???

Great, this can only lead to good things, I'm sure
</sarcasm>

#PresidentialPhoneAlert

My mother-in-law got us ultimate VIP tickets to this comedian we like, John Crist, and we got to meet and take pictures with him and we are in the second row. Whew, this is super close to the stage!

Got my first ever coffee art today without any idea that I would be: a "Death Cream" from Allegro coffee roasters in Denver! It's an espresso with vanilla cream and a cool skull design in the crema. It was tasty.

And also a pork green chili hand pie, because it sounded tasty, too. It was, btw

Oh cool, I found where all the cats in Denver are manufactured

Nvm there's a huge fuckin line. No Italian Starbucks

Boutta go visit Italy's very first Starbucks!

I hear it's crazy

OH

FUCKIN

ALRIGHT THEN COOL

#coffee

Figuring out how to use this fuckin thing

Gotta have coffee for the morning and this is all I've got at this Airbnb right now!

This #gelato place we just went was amazing. They have waffle cones and they put chocolate inside it, too your choice with whipped cream and a wafer cookie dipped in chocolate. They have literal faucets just continually pouring chocolate, milk and white, forever just to accomplish this task.

I got salted caramel and ricotta fig walnut gelato, and it was amazing!

If you're ever in #Rome, it's called "come il Latte Gelateria" 👍

#food #travel

Went to Trevi Fountain, the Spanish Steps, and Popolo plaza yesterday evening!

Today we go to Pompeii by way of Naples! :)

#travel #Rome

This little #woodpecker was checking out our tree today! It's up a little high to find any reliable source of bugs, but it was cool to see its process, climbing around and listening.

I've seen woodpecker holes farther down the tree before, where the most bugs are, but this little friend apparently didn't get the memo.

#nature #bird

They had these beautifully illustrated copies of full #HarryPotter books at Costco when I went today! They're gigantic, printed 2 columns per page, and have illustrations all throughout. And it's the full text! Could you imagine how long that would take to make? Formatting the book and making the art? Dang.

I would love to be a kid and read/have this read to me!

Poor little Peekaboo skinned part of her paw pad somehow, so we had to wrap up her paw with a bandage (pink for the princess, obvs) to cover some Neosporin on a gauze pad. She hates it 😂

Aaaaa I'm so excited!!

I personally like dragons a lot, but I did take this picture for @chr

Hand pies are the pinnacle of human cuisine. Every culture has a version of it (probably), and they're always the best and most convenient thing you can eat wherever you go.

Behold, a food truck selling this, objectively the best of foods!

The Hello Kitty Cafe truck was in town today, so my wife and I stopped by to check it out! She got a keychain!
#HelloKitty

(side note, my wife is so cute and beautiful omg)