I'm on TikTok now because I missed Vine so much (and Byte doesn't have enough users) that I settled.

I made this one this morning!

CW: eye contact; overused music

Help I have to use these apples from my tree before they rot! 😭 they're all hail damaged, and I don't have space in my refrigerator to preserve them 😭😭😭

I'm rinsing them and planning to make apple butter, but I'm just one man. What uses a shitton of apples and doesn't require peeling?

And here's the I made to play on the Help screen. I figured I'd share it here because there are some people who might never look at that screen.

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Here's the I've made for the title screen! It's spooky and foreboding to set the tone for trying to escape a dream labyrinth!

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Hey I don't know shit about , but I have a wallet only because Keybase gave a bunch away a couple years ago for some reason. Today I got a message that some random account wanted to initiate a transfer of this amount of (?), and looking at the Network Explorer shows the same account (wallet?) has initiated an awful lot of similar transfers at the same time.

Is this a scam somehow? (I mean, beyond the whole concept of cryptocurrency being a scam?)

Here's my pathetic attempt to recreate the beautiful cover art in limited pixels... Even though it's nowhere near as nice, it's not actually that bad!

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Instead of working on game mechanics, I made level intro animations! I'm pretty happy with how they turned out!!

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Here's what I've got so far!
It's pretty simple: use the cards to navigate through the maze. The card you choose is discarded, and the other cards go to the bottom of the deck. You can optionally hold a card so it won't go back to the deck.

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We finally took the kayaks out today, and it was super nice! A lot more relaxing than I expected, too.

selfie; eye contact 

New profile picture! Here's the undoctored original.

We planted flowers and vegetables in the garden today! Some roses, some lavender, some assorted bulbs, and some strawberries, tomatoes, jalapeños, sweet potatoes, and other assorted seeds!

I planted a ton of wildflower seeds in a long pot, and they're going nuts! I'm excited to see what they grow into! 🌸🌼🌺🌷

Selfie, eye contact 

It's snowmageddon but damn my hair looks great

There was supposed to be a snowpocalypse this weekend starting at midnight this morning but so far it's just wet, and the temperature is still above freezing... I was kinda looking forward to chilling inside, watching movies, and watching the snow pile up.

However Siri pronounced words is, by law, the *correct* way to pronounce them.

My bell pepper plants have somehow held on for months with their leaves drying out, but I decided it was finally time to harvest all these tiny peppers and prune the hardy little friends back a bit. I'm almost certain I've pruned them incorrectly, but hopefully they'll make it and bounce back in the spring...

Not a bad production though! It took ages for them to turn from green to yellow, and it might have taken ages more to get from yellow to red, but these look pretty nice. Not big enough for stuffing, but they'll certainly be tasty! :)

Oh my god. I'm an idiot. The BandCamp app for iOS can shuffle your whole collection. It just wasn't clear to me because I'm not used to the heart icon representing my collection 😖

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Who the heck is Robbie?'s choices:

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